"I'll have a bowl of muesli and some
herb tea, please Mr Webster."
"The usual for me blue eyes. What a doll!"
"Waitress! Bring me
everything on the menu beginning with the letter "A"!
And get ready for 25
more trips. I hope you've got quail and zebra!"
"Now Iggy you know Mandi as well as anyone.
What's the best way for
me to impress her? Flowers, chocolates, jewelry, a
stretch limo
- maybe all four. What do you reckon?"
"The things
that impress Mandi are not material Mr Webster.
She values integrity, modesty
and, above all, honesty."
"You're kidding right? Where the heck am I going to buy
them?"
"Forget
that hippie garbage Webster. What a woman wants is someone who runs
things
and provides them with the very latest in kitchen appliances. No good
to let them do too
much thinking - their brains can't handle it!"
"You mean I
should give her a waffle iron?"
"Sure! She'll be like putty in your hands. Waitress! Its time for
"B"!"
"Now
I'm confused. I just want Mandi to fall head over
heels in love with me like
other women do. That's all!"
"What the hell do you mean you're
out of Buffalo!!"
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