"Great meal Mr. Webster, although I thought the
soup
was a bit bland..." |
"Actually Arlo that was
the finger
bowl!" |
"Arlo I'm not saying you don't look cute
but
why did you come to dinner dressed
as a computer
accessory?" |
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"That was my idea Lisa, honey. Marketing is
a
24 hour a day job as far as I am concerned."
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"Then why didn't YOU wear the damn
outfit?!" |
"Ha Ha. Good one Lisa..."
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"Th…th….that's ok Lisa. I don't
mind.
You…you…your beauty more than makes up for
my
appearance." |
"At least there's one guy here
with a touch
of class!" |
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"Come on now Lisa, don't be too hard on
Arlo.
He tries his best."
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"Aaaagh! I give
up!" |
LATER THAT
EVENING...
"Wayne - I had a great Valentines Day...thank
you. But it's only fair to let you know that we
will always be
friends but no more than that." |
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"You're kidding right! You mean won't
you be
my Valentine?"
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"Sorry Wayne. I don't want to hurt your
feelings,
but the truth is I find you..well....how can I
put
this mildly...too conceited, too materialistic... Hmmm, let's
see, what else?...Oh yeah..and shallow,
and..." |
"Okay, okay, I think I get the picture...Damn
it Hank was right - I knew I should have got you
that waffle
iron!"
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